Shopocalypse by David Gullen

Author:David Gullen [Gullen, David]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781912950119
Publisher: NewCon Press
Published: 2019-04-07T22:00:00+00:00

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‘Hey, Rik, we’re getting reports of some kind of pilotless car. Described as ‘Awesome’, and ‘Really cool’ it sounds like some kind of super slick uber-vehicle.’

‘Ralf, we’ve got sightings in just about every state from Arizona to Ohio. Hoax or something new, it’s too early to tell. Make your own mind up if you got one.’

‘People are starting to call it the Grey Ghost. We like that. Here’s what they’re saying:’

“An Alien Car from Area 51.” lonelymomtollfree96942

“I wanna play chickeken.” Alabameejedi

“A stolen prototype. We’d like it back.” (Anon)

“A driverless car. The automotive zeitgeist for these troubled times.” T.H.Yousomuch

‘Woah! Lookit, Ralf, a post from the great T.Hank. It’s a real honour, sir. Anyone know what it means? Come to that, anyone know what a “chickeken” is?’

‘You catch a glimpse of the Grey Ghost, you ping us realtime. We want it fast, so no email, capiche?’

‘Ralf, you wanna play chickeken?’

‘Respectfully, cluck off. I’m going to call 96942.’

‘Let’s have some music.’

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